Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"Everybody stand back - I'm going to shoot the can open."
Slasher films for worms
"Oh, here it is - that honorary title they gave you means 'long greasy nostril hair with many boogers.'"
"Reach slowwwwly under your seat and feel around for the snake stick."
"Well, Mr. Jason, were you aware that a major motion picture company was filming each and every one of your hideous murders."
"There's a line. You stepped over it. Just like all the others."
How they get double-yolked eggs
"My philosophy of life? Fly way up in the air, mate once, die, and leave a beautiful body."