Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"And remember, kids, Officer Eyeball is watching."
"I guess this gives new meaning to 'Santa sees you.'"
The optometrist's nightmare
"I dunno ... I guess it's just eyestrain."
"Pull back, men! He's on the roof with a magnifying glass!"
Too much caffeine
"Ma! We seen the solar eclipse!"
"Don't you clowns in the back row try to tell me you can't read the board!"
"Sir - we've prepared the giant snowball with a rock in it."