Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
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"Now that's what I call hazardous toxic waste!"
"I tell you to bring me the gigantic cartoon eyeballs, and you bring me these gigantic cartoon breasts!"
"I just like to see my veins pop out."
"Bartender - I asked for ice!"
"Yaaaaah! That horrible window washer is back!"
"That settles it - all in favor of our new chairman, say 'Eye'."
"For the last time - look at the camera that has the light on."
At the eye bank
"Just leave that alone - it might be attached to a stalk or something."