Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
"I make a decent living posing for paperback horror and science fiction covers."
"Sure, buddy, I'd like a fat lip!"
"Why don't you just stand out in the hall?"
"Hold up ... electric eye!"
"If it really bothers you, go ahead and pop one."
"Ladies and gentlemen, a candidate with vision!"
"Did you put your eye out?"
"And I'd better not see any eye gouging."
"Thanks, but we're not very musical."