Each cartoon is a 640x480 pixel, greyscale GIF.
Amoeba blowout
"This slide ain't big enough for the both of us."
"Always be yourself. Never be a cell."
"Now I see you for what you really are, Eddie - pond scum!"
"Well, well - you caught me. But I'm not the first one to come off the slide. And I won't be the last."
"Geez, Frank, you ought to lose a couple microns."
Amoebraham Lincoln
"Here's Connie and me with some life in drop of pond water."
"I spend all afternoon slaving over a hot oven, and you come home with all your vacuoles stuffed with junk food!"
"I think you've had more than enough coffee breaks."